January 2011
It's like a crime scene in my pants.
didyoujustmolotovmybrother:
My period.
No Strings Attached Quotes
karetran:
“You look like a pumpkin, bitch”
“Its like a crime scene in my pants”
“You fight like a hamster”
“That hole is my bitch”
“Were sluts, dirty dirty sluts”
“You made me a period mix”
“Im mean, but you’re fucking crazy”
“You give me premature ventricle contractions”
“Justin’s upper lip… Natalie’s bottom lip… Ashton’s stubble… James’s chin… and...”
– Mila Kunis, when asked who is the best kisser out of Justin Timberlake, Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher, James Franco, and Jason Segel (via muffdiver)
Did you have some sort of lezzy wet dream about...
-sohappyicoulddie:
For Black Swan
dailythin:
Mila lost approximately 20 pounds, putting her weight at 95lbs, putting her BMI at 16.8, which is underweight on her 5’3 frame.
She stated that she looked disguisting at that weight in real life. It took Mila about 5 months to lose the weight.
To lose the weight, Mila was put on a 1,200 calorie diet and started working out with a ballet instructor for 7 days/week, 5 hours/day.
Dear Followers. I quite like you.
brookeymonster: